confirmation:
there is nothing actually about clockiel in the clockiel tag
(Source: owenbicker)
20everyone’s freaking out over doctor who and im still trying to understand how shinji learned piano in two minutes
dracch asked: I'm short, have slick, black hair, eight eyes, eight legs, and poop out my house. I'm a spider
i don’t think you meant house
improper word use
0/10
Describe yourself on anon and I’d tell you if I’d date you~
(Source: h0pesup-high, via vviolet-hipster)
boobs are just lumps of fat on your chest om g
I seriously don’t understand the obsession with them. They’re seriously just sacks of fat.
unless you get a boob job then they’re lumps of fat with silicone installations
which is weirder
what if you get hit with one of them though like would it hurt
(via hero--ofheart)
cute girls (◡‿◡✿)
cute girls with machine guns (◠‿◠✿)
cute girls covered in the blood of their enemies (⌒∇⌒✿)
(via can-u-not-town)
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
(via batpanda)
(Source: shirtlesskaworu)
dracch asked: Levity is like when someone drops their ice cream on the ground and then they start screaming and then you come along and make innocent calming jokes about the whole matter
ok yeah that’s what i usually do
rebloggable by request
dracch asked: BUT HE DIDN'T FUCKING REGENERATE YET MOFFAT PREMATURELY REVEALED 12
you don’t know he’s twelve for all you know there could be 24 doctors maybe gallefrey uses military time
